Top ten signs you’re in a gay bar

10. The soccer stars on screen aren’t playing soccer
9. White Trousers
8. Hands in the (h)air
7. Guys are wearing jewelry
6. Voyage, voyage
5. Something in camouflage
4. Sex on the beach is not a drink
3. Towels and mints are not the help you’ll get in the bathroom.
2. Those aren’t twins, they’re couples
1. You get a straw in your pint